Splitting Heirs 1993
زبان اصلی، دوبله فارسی و زیرنویس چسبیده بدون سانسور
یکی از اعضای طبقه بالا انگلیسی میمیرد، املاک خود و کسب و کار خود را به یک آمریکایی می رساند، که او فکر می کند پسرش است که به عنوان یک کودک از دست داده است و سپس دوباره پیدا شد. یک انگلیسیانی که فکر می کند او یک هند است، معتقد است که او واقعا وارث است. او می آید به نفرت آمریكایی كه رئیس جمهور او، دوستش و مردی است که پس از آن او را به سرقت برده است.
Splitting Heirs (1993):
A member of the English upper class dies, leaving his estate and his business to an American, whom he thinks is his son who was lost as a baby and then found again. An Englishman who thinks he is an Indian comes to believe that he is actually the heir. He comes to hate the American who is his boss, his friend, and the man who has stolen the woman after whom he lusts.
Locations: Lee International Studios, Shepperton, Surrey, England, UK, Longleat House, Wiltshire, England, UK, Warminster, Wiltshire, England, UK, France
Keywords: 1960s, 1990s, long lost son, heir, missing heir
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Tommy Patel: You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.
Brittle: Congratulations, sir. Henry Martin: Eh, you can kiss ass later, Brittle. Brittle: Thank you, sir.
Butler: Drunk again, sir? Henry Martin: That's okay, Butler. So are we.
Adoption Agent: She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money. Tommy Patel: How very thoughtful...
Duchess Lucinda: Stop? You can't just arouse a woman and then yell stop, even if you are English...
CID Officer: We believe foul play was involved. Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I... CID Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.
[after the moose-head falls down from the wall over Henry Martin] Henry Martin: Get me out of this moose!
Shadgrind: So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.
Kitty: That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.
Kitty: You practically date-raped me Tommy Patel: I what? I date raped you 6 TIMES! Kitty: Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit. Tommy Patel: A BIT!
Henry Martin: I'm a hard man to kill. Tommy Patel: [laughs] Oh I know!
Tommy Patel: [talking about sex] You called me over! Kitty: And you came. And I forgive you. Tommy Patel: [sarcastic] Oh how kind!
Tommy Patel: Piss off! Shadgrind: Bit louder there Tommy. Tommy Patel: FUCK OFF! Shadgrind: Perfect!
Kitty: Sex before the wedding is so much better without the groom.
Tommy Patel: [voice-over, upon learning that Rick Moranis' home burned to the ground] I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.
Vicar at Hunt: Lord, who hath created all creatures, great and small. Grant that we may find, this day, one, or even two, that we may chase, and destroy, to thy almighty purpose, Amen.
Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel: Typical of police to suspect me of murder, the first time that i was innocent.
Raoul P. Shadgrind: [laughing] Found the frozen cook, yet ?