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خلاصه فیلم پیوستن به کلاس: ژوئن 1972. Bob Spinnaker، و کل کلاس او، شوخی را در همکلاسی خود، والتر بایلار، او را به یک موسسه روانی فرستاد. ده سال بعد، کلاس Lizzie Borden بالا - از جمله Gary Nash، Hubert Downs، و Meredith Modess - از طریق حرکات در ارتباط با کلاس خود، جایی که Chuck Berry انجام می شود، از بین می رود، که از آنها فرار کرده است بیمارستان روانی، خم شدن در سقوط حزب. در حال حاضر، به عنوان مهمانان ناامید کننده شروع به ناپدید شدن، پسران و دختران Lizzie Borden بالا باید به درستی به عمل، و افشای Madman. اما، آیا آنها می توانند آن را در زمان انجام دهند و مجددا به کلاس بازگردند؟ -Nick Riganas

Class Reunion (1982): June 1972. Bob Spinnaker, and his entire class, pull a prank on their classmate, Walter Baylor, sending him to a mental institution. Ten long years later, the class of Lizzie Borden High--including Gary Nash, Hubert Downs, and Meredith Modess--is going through the motions at their class reunion, where Chuck Berry is performing, unbeknownst to them that deranged Walter has escaped from the mental hospital, bent on crashing the party. Now, as unsuspecting guests start disappearing, the boys and girls of Lizzie Borden High must spring into action, and expose the madman. But, can they do it in time, and save the class reunion? —Nick Riganas

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Locations: Pasadena, California, USA
Keywords: revenge, serial killer, spoof, prank, high school

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Hubert Downs: Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.

[while hiding in a cupboard] Bunny Packard: Whoever has his hand where his hand shouldn't be please remove it... Hubert. Hubert Downs: Hey, Bunny, it's not my hand!

[last lines] [everyone shouts: Walter! Hey, it's Walter! as Walter hops in wearing a straightjacket] Walter Baylor: Hee-hee! What a great bunch of kids! Vampire Guy: [emergency vehicle sirens in the background] Walter? I think your ride is here! Hey everybody, let's do the Walter!

Mary Beth McFadden: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. It's been one year since my last confession. Father, I have on occasion used foul language. I have lied, not just little white lies, but great, big, sinful ones. I shoplift all the time, Father. Astounded Husband: Darling! Mary Beth McFadden: I'm an exhibitionist, Father. I like to expose myself to strangers, especially authority figures. I hold the neighborhood record for most repairmen satisfied in a single afternoon. I have an enormous collection of vibrators, Father. I have them in all assorted sizes. I have one that's in the shape of a crucifix. My God it's gorgeous. Oh my God, I put it up and put pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things. I listen to Barry Manilow, and over and over and over again, I think of priests and nuns, and that movie the Exorcist, how did it go, rrraaahhheeerrr?

Bob Spinnaker: My father didn't keep me out of Vietnam so that I could die in my own high school!

Walter Baylor: [holding a knife] One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.

Dr. Robert Young: I know Walter Baylor intimately. Meredith Modess: Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt? Dr. Robert Young: Yes. Meredith Modess: Then why didn't you try to stop him? Dr. Robert Young: I couldn't find a parking spot.

Hubert Downs: Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.

Dr. Robert Young: He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.

Bunny Packard: You know, you should consider going into public relations, Delores. You would be marvellous! Delores Salk: Why? So I could be some tight-assed phoney bitch like you? Bunny Packard: Right. Delores Salk: You know, I like it! Hey, let's have lunch! Bunny Packard: Good!

Gary Nash: Erm, Meredith would you, er, I mean could you? Meredith Modess: Gary, are you asking me to marry you? Gary Nash: Yeah! Meredith Modess: Oh, yes, I'd love to be Mrs Gary, erm...? Gary Nash: Nash! Gary Nash!

Hubert Downs: Hey, erm, Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh? Iris Augen: Oh Hubert! You mean it? Hubert Downs: Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids. Iris Augen: Yeah, one like you and one like me! Hubert Downs: Perfect!

Walter Baylor: Listen! How about we all sing the Borden Loyalty Song, huh? Delores Salk: No! I didn't sing that fucking song in school, and I ain't singing it for you, fuzz-nuts!

Hubert Downs: [Walter is threatening to stab Meredith] Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?

Bob Spinnaker: [Looking down at Hubert's body] Poor ignorant bastard. Delores Salk: Should I cremate him? Bunny Packard: No! What happened to him? Bob Spinnaker: Seems as though Walter Baylor has struck again. Bob Spinnaker: Well... at least he died in the Girl's Convenience and not on a battlefield somewhere.

Chip Hendrix: What Carl Jung was trying to say is that trapped inside of each of us, there is a woman that comes out when we fuck up real bad. Carl Clapton: You mean, there's a woman trapped inside of me? Chip Hendrix: Yeah. Carl Clapton: A black woman or a white woman? Chip Hendrix: A Jewish woman. [Both laughing] Chip Hendrix: I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't know. Carl Clapton: You mean, when I fuck up as a man, the woman inside comes out? Chip Hendrix: Yeah. Yeah well look, now do you understand what l'm talking about? Carl Clapton: No. Man, have you ever thought of me as a woman? Chip Hendrix: No, but I have thought of you as a farm animal.

Bob Spinnaker: Argumentative ninnies!