دانلود فیلم The Shakiest Gun in the West 1968 زبان اصلی، دوبله فارسی و زیرنویس چسبیده بدون سانسور

خلاصه فیلم تفنگ شیک ترین در غرب: جسی W. Haywood فارغ التحصیل از دانشکده دندانپزشکی فیلادلفیا در سال 1870 و به غرب می رود "برای مبارزه با جهل دهان". در همین حال، دزد Stagecoach Penelope "Penny Bad Penny"، اگر او یک حلقه از قاچاقچیان اسلحه را پیگیری کند، عفو می شود. او ترفندها هیوود را به یک ازدواج فریبنده به عنوان یک لباس پوشیدنی ترفندها می کند و او پس از اینکه "آرنولد بچه" را به قتل رساند، به قهرمان "Doc The Haywood" تبدیل می شود و سایر سوء استفاده ها را با کمک پنی انجام می دهد (بدون هیچ مشکلی به او یا هر کس دیگری).

The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968): Jesse W. Haywood graduates from dental school in Philadelphia in 1870 and goes west "to fight oral ignorance." Meanwhile stagecoach robber Penelope "Bad Penny" Cushing is offered a pardon if she will track down a ring of gun smugglers. She tricks the bungling Haywood into a fictitious marriage as a disguise, and he becomes the heroic "Doc the Haywood" after he guns down "Arnold the Kid" and performs other exploits with Penny's help (unbeknown to him or anyone else).

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Locations: Mexican Street, Backlot, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA
Keywords: stagecoach robbery, 1870s, female gunfighter, remake, wild west

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[On his dream of opening a dress shop] Pop: Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not artistic.

Jesse Heywood: I can't believe it. Tonight's our wedding night. In a few hours we'll stop, make camp, have a little supper, then... beddy-bye.

Jesse Heywood: I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance.

Jesse Heywood: [very drunk and slurring] I got on a romance track. Then I got on a gunslinger's track. I gotta get back on that dentist's track! [looks at the saloon girl, who is passed out with her head on the table] Jesse Heywood: Go ahead and laugh! Laugh all you like! I'm not a failure. I'm a dentist, a REAL dentist! And I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna spread dental health through the West like a plague! [throws his arm out and falls down drunk]

Rev. Zachary Gant: Reverend Zachary Grant and my minion Matthew Basch. Jesse Heywood: Lovely couple.

Jesse Heywood: [drunk] Failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure. That's the story of my life, you know. Two things have always been my downfall - I have always been the most failure of anybody, and I'm too thin. Saloon Girl: [drunk] But I don't think you're too thin. Jesse Heywood: Ah, it's all bloat. Bloated thin failure! That's me. [waggles both of his thumbs at himself] Saloon Girl: I think you're wonderful. I just love a man that can't make his mark in life. Jesse Heywood: Uhuh Penny, uhuh Penny, she's really something, you know that? [looks at saloon girl questioningly] Saloon Girl: [nods affirmatively] Uhuh. Jesse Heywood: You know she used me. She tricked me. [tearfully] Jesse Heywood: She made me think that she loved me. Saloon Girl: [shakes her head sympathetically] Ohhh... Jesse Heywood: I should have known better. [tearfully] Jesse Heywood: Nobody ever loved me. Did you know I had to take my own cousin to the graduation dance? Saloon Girl: [shakes her head sympathetically and tearfully] Ohhhhhhhhhh... Jesse Heywood: I threw up on her dress. Saloon Girl: [slurring] You are really my kind of guy.

Penelope 'Bad Penny' Cushings: You know something? You're a lot spunkier than I thought you were. Jesse Heywood: I get that from my mother.

[drunk] Jesse Heywood: [to the barkeep] Brush your dentist twice a day, visit your toothbrush once a year.

Jesse Heywood: [Jesse, stretched out on the bed in his nightshirt, is waiting breathlessly for gorgeous Penny, who is changing clothes behind a folding screen, and who has already suggested to Jesse that he "go to bed." Penny emerges from behind the screen in her cute cowgirl outfit, and begins to buckle on her gunbelt, ready to depart on government business] You can't sleep like THAT - those spurs'll KILL me!

Jesse Heywood: I shot two at the can, two at the sign, one at the skillet, and one in the pants.

Jesse Heywood: [Jesse, stretched out on the bed in his nightshirt, is waiting breathlessly for gorgeous Penny, who is changing clothes behind a folding screen, and who has already suggested to Jesse that he "go to bed." Penny emerges from behind the screen in her cute cowgirl outfit, and begins to buckle on her gunbelt, ready to depart on government business] You can't sleep like THAT-- those spurs'll KILL me!