دانلود فیلم 28 Days Later... 2002 زبان اصلی، دوبله فارسی و زیرنویس چسبیده بدون سانسور

خلاصه فیلم 28 روز بعد...: فعالان حیوانات با هدف آزاد كردن شامپانزه هایی كه تحت آزمایش هستند ، به یك آزمایشگاه حمله می كنند و توسط یك ویروس ویروس كه باعث عصبانیت می شود ، آلوده می شوند. فعالان ساده لوح و ناخواسته از یک درخواست دانشمند برای قفل نگه داشتن قفس ها و نتایج فاجعه بار چشم پوشی می کنند. بیست و هشت روز بعد ، قهرمان اصلی ما ، جیم ، در یک بیمارستان متروکه ، از کما بیدار می شود. او شروع به جستجوی هر کس دیگری می کند تا ببیند لندن خلوت است ، ظاهرا بدون روح زنده است. وی پس از یافتن کلیسایی ، که مانند انسانهایی که قصد نابودی وی را داشتند ، توسط زامبی ها ساکن شده بود ، به دنبال جان خود می رود. هنگامی که تمام لندن خود را از هم جدا کرد ، سلنا و مارک او را از انبوهی نجات می دهند و او را در مورد قتل عام و وحشت به روز می کنند. این داستان بقا و در نهایت قهرمانی است ، با زیرنویس خوبی درباره طبیعت وحشی بشر.

28 Days Later... (2002): Animal activists invade a laboratory with the intention of releasing chimpanzees that are undergoing experimentation, infected by a virus -a virus that causes rage. The naive activists ignore the pleas of a scientist to keep the cages locked, with disastrous results. Twenty-eight days later, our protagonist, Jim, wakes up from a coma, alone, in an abandoned hospital. He begins to seek out anyone else to find London is deserted, apparently without a living soul. After finding a church, which had become inhabited by zombie like humans intent on his demise, he runs for his life. Selena and Mark rescue him from the horde and bring him up to date on the mass carnage and horror as all of London tore itself apart. This is a tale of survival and ultimately, heroics, with nice subtext about mankind's savage nature.

Country: UK
Locations: Badminton House, Gloucestershire, England, UK, Pinewood Studios, Iver Heath, Buckinghamshire, England, UK, Schwabenpark, Kaisersbach-Gmeinweiler, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, St. Thomas' Hospital, Lambeth, London, England, UK, Stuttgart, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, Ennerdale Water, Lake District, Cumbria, England, UK, Trafalgar Square, St James's, London, England, UK, Carland Cross Wind Farm, Mitchell, Cornwall, England, UK, Isle of Dogs, London, England, UK, Piccadilly Circus, Piccadilly, London, England, UK, Tilbury, Essex, England, UK, Waverley Abbey, Surrey, England, UK, Blackwall Tunnel, London, England, UK, Trellick Tower, Golborne Road, Notting Hill, London, England, UK, Westminster Bridge, Westminster, London, England, UK, Bank, London, England, UK, Bowness Knot, Cumbria, England, UK, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs, London, England, UK, Lake District, Cumbria, England, UK, London, England, UK, South Quay DLR Station, Isle of Dogs, London, England, UK, Canary Wharf Underground Station, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs, London, England, UK, Salisbury, Wiltshire, England, UK, Tottenham Court Road, Bloomsbury, London, England, UK, Haymarket, St. James's, London, England, UK, Horse Guard's Parade, St. James's, London, England, UK, Trafalgar Park, North Salisbury, Wiltshire, England, UK, Germany, The Mall, London, England, UK, Waterloo Place, London, England, UK, Wardour Street, Soho, London, England, UK, UK
Keywords: virus, military, london england, zombie apocalypse, laboratory

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[Jim enters a dark abandoned church when he sees writing on the wall] Writing on a Wall: 'Repent, The End Is Extremely Fucking Nigh'

[Jim finds his dead mother who holds a photo of him, reading the words his mother wrote on the back] Jim's Mother: 'With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we're sleeping with you. Don't wake up. X'

[Selena holds her machete at Jim after he murders Corporal Mitchell] Jim: [Jim steps towards Selena as she takes a half swing to his throat, stopping] That was longer than a heart beat.

[Mark tells Jim a joke after him and Selena save Jim's life] Mark: A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.' And the man says, 'No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.' Mark: [Jim remains silent as Mark takes his mask off, talking to Selena] Completely humorless. You two should get on, like a house on fire.

[Hannah comes from behind and breaks a bottle over Jim's head as he kisses Selena] Selena: Hannah, it's okay! He's not infected. Hannah: But I thought he was biting you. Jim: Kissing. I was kissing her. Are you stoned? Selena: It's a long story.

[Selena hands Jim some Valium to help him sleep] Jim: Oh, great, Valium. Not only will we be able to get to sleep, but if we're attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.

[Jim starts yelling to Frank at how bad of an idea it is to go through the underground tunnel] Jim: Oh, no. No, see-see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea. So, we're just gonna drive in the tunnel full of fuckin' smashed cars and broken glass. It's really fuckin' obviously a shit idea! Frank: [Frank sees a wreckage of cars, screaming] Hold on!

[Jim starts to walk to the deserted diner] Selena: Where are you going? Selena: [Jim points to the diner] We've got enough food, Jim. Jim: We don't have any cheeseburgers.

[Selena guesses what Jim was just thinking] Jim: So, know what I was thinking? Selena: You were thinking that you'll never hear another piece of original music ever again. You'll never read another book that hasn't already been written... or see a film that hasn't already been shot. Jim: Um, that's what you were thinking.

[Frank finds a crate of fresh apples in a pile of rotting produce] Frank: Mmm... Irradiated.

[Jim confesses to Selena that he has a headache] Jim: I got a headache. Selena: Bad? Jim: Yeah, it's pretty bad. Selena: Well, why didn't you say anything before? Jim: Well, because I didn't think you'd give a shit.

[Sergeant Farrell shares some insight to everyone around the dinner table] Sergeant Farrell: Well, I think Bill's got a point. If you look at the whole life of the planet, we, you know, man has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So, if the infection wipes us all out... that is a return to normality.

[Major Henry West tells Jim why he set the radio broadcasting] Major Henry West: I promised them women. Jim: What? Major Henry West: Eight days ago I found Jones with his gun in his mouth. He said he was going to kill himself, because there was no future. What could I say to him? We fight off the infected or we wait until they starve to death, and then what? What do nine men do, except wait to die themselves? I moved us from the blockade. I set the radio broadcasting, and I promised them women... because women mean a future.

[Frank shows Jim all of the empty buckets on the rooftop] Frank: You'd never think it... needing rain so badly. Not in fucking England!

[Selena asks Jim what his plans are while the infection still exists] Selena: Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets.

[Major Henry West tells everyone around the dinner table his theory on the infection] Major Henry West: This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people, which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people, which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now.

[Jim tries to stop Selena from crying after the death of Frank] Jim: Hey, don't do that. Look, Hannah is what Frank says she is, okay? She's tough, and she's strong, and she'll cope, just like I'll cope, and just like you'll cope. Selena: I don't want her to have to fuckin' cope. I want her to be okay. When Hannah had her dad, it was okay. It was okay for them, and it was okay for us. Now, it's all just fucked. [Jim kisses Selena on the mouth as she kisses him back]

[Jim asks Selena and Mark about the government] Jim: What about the government? Selena: There's no government. Jim: Of course there's a government! There's always a government. They're in, a bunker or a plane. Mark: No, there's no government. No police. No Army. No TV. No radio. No electricity. You're the first uninfected person we've seen in six days.

[Mark tells Jim and Selena the story about his family from when the infection began] Mark: I remember my dad had all this cash, even though cash was completely useless. About 20,000 other people had the same idea. The crowd was surging. I lost my grip on my sister's hand. I remember the ground was soft. I looked down, and I was standing on all these people, like a carpet. People who had fallen, and somewhere in the crowd, there were infected. It spread fast. No one could run, all you could do was climb... climb over more people. So, I did that, I climbed and I got up on top of this Kiosk. Looking down, you couldn't tell which faces were infected, and which weren't. Then, I saw my dad, not my mum or my sister. My dad. His face... Selena's right. You should be grateful.

[Selena gives Hannah some valium when the soldiers prepare to take advantage of the two of them] Selena: We're gonna eat these, Hannah, okay? Come on - You eat these. Eat these. Hannah: Are you trying to kill me? Selena: No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care.

[Jim and the group enter an abandoned grocery store filled with food and supplies] Selena: [the group smiles] Let's shop.

[Selena tells Jim how the infected began to spread] Selena: It started as rioting. And right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns, and then, it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. There was something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The Army blockades were overrun and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that.

[the scientist tries to tell the animal activists that the apes are infected] Scientist: In order to cure. You must understand. Activist: Infected with what? Scientist: [the scientist hesitates to answer] Rage.

[Selena tells Jim how much time you have to kill a person who becomes infected] Selena: Look, if someone gets infected you've got between ten and twenty seconds to kill them. It might be your brother, or your sister, or your oldest friend. It makes no difference. And just so you know where you stand, if it happens to you, I'll do it in a heartbeat.

[Jim tells Selena and Mark what he did before waking up in the hospital] Jim: Look, I'm a bicycle carrier. I was riding a package from, uh, Farringdon to Shaftesbury Avenue, and a car cuts across me. Then, I wake up today in a hospital. I wake up and I'm - I'm hallucinating, or I'm... Mark: What's your name? Jim: Jim. Mark: I'm Mark, this is Selena. Mark: [Jim remains silent] Okay, Jim. I've got some bad news.

[Jim lectures Frank about getting a flat tire in the underground tunnel] Jim: The world's worst place to get a flat, huh? Frank: Agreed. I think we'd better do this quick.

[Sergeant Farrell tells Jim they were quarantined from the rest of the world] Sergeant Farrell: Starting the world again when the rest of the fuckin' world hasn't even stopped! Just imagine... just think about it. How could infection cross the oceans? How could it cross the mountains and the rivers? They already stopped it! Right now, TV's are playing, and planes are flying in the sky, and the rest of the world is continuing as fuckin' normal. Think! Actually think about it. What would you do with a diseased little island? They quarantined us. 'There is no infection. Just people killing people.' He's insane!

[Frank turns on the meter to the taxi car as the group makes their way towards Manchester] Frank: Just so you know, I don't take checks or credit cards.

[Jim shops in the canned good section of the supermarket] Selena: Don't take anything that needs to be cooked, okay? Jim: I think you can eat that raw.

[Private Jones shoots down an infected out of the horde of infected charging the field] Private Jones: Mitch, I fucking got one! Corporal Mitchell: What you want, a fuckin' sweetie? Keep shootin', you cunt!

[Jim thanks Selena for saving his life] Jim: You think I don't get it but, um, I do get it. And I know I'd be dead already, if I hadn't met you. Selena: Sure. Jim: No, look. I mean, thank you. Selena: And I mean, sure.

[Jim and the group listen to the broadcast of Major Henry West] Major Henry West: Salvation is here. The answer to infection is here. If you can hear this, you're not alone. There are others like you. There are others like you. There are other survivors. We are soldiers, and we are armed. And we can protect you. Our location is the 42nd blockade in the M-602, twenty-seven miles northeast of Manchester. You must find us. Salvation is here.

[Hannah tells Jim and Selena that they all need each other] Hannah: Anyway, it isn't true what dad said. You need us just the same, as we need you. We need each other, and we'll never be safe in the cities. The soldiers could keep us safe. So, we have to try and get there.

[Frank reads the description on the single malt whiskey bottle] Frank: 'Takes out the fire, but leaves in the warmth.'

[Selena and Jim eat their groceries from the supermarket] Selena: Mmm! Oh, my God! I can, like, taste the Vitamin C. Jim: [Jim mumbles with food in his mouth] Mmm. The raisins are so moist. Hannah: [Hannah chuckles] What did you say? Jim: [Jim talks with his mouth full] The raisins, huh? They're still moist!

[Selena tells Jim what she's thinking] Selena: I was thinking I was wrong. Jim: About what? Selena: All the death. All the shit. It doesn't really mean anything to Frank and Hannah because... well, she's got her dad, and he's got his daughter, so - I was wrong when I said that staying alive is as good as it gets. Jim: See, that's what I was thinking. Selena: Was it? Jim: Hmm. You stole my thought. Selena: [Selena kisses Jim on the cheek] Sorry. Jim: That's okay. You can keep it.

[Frank wakes up Jim in the middle of the night while seeing him have a nightmare] Frank: Shh! You're having a bad dream, that's all. Jim: Thanks, Dad.

[Frank talks to Selena when they arrive to the empty Army blockade] Frank: We have to go. Selena: Yeah. Frank: [Frank yells] Go fucking where!

[last lines] Norwegian Pilot: [Jim, Selena, and Hannah wave to the fighter pilot in the air while standing with their 'Hello' sign, as the pilot speaks back to his command base] Naw, I didn't see anything. Selena: Do you think he saw us this time? [as Jim remains silent with his arms behind his head]

[Frank looks up to a balcony and sees a crow eating off a dead body] Frank: Get out of it! Frank: [Frank stands] Get out of it! [as Frank kicks the fence below, a drop of blood drips down from the body and into his eye]

[Major Henry West tells Hannah she must eat] Hannah: I don't want to eat. Major Henry West: You must eat, Hannah. Hannah: I don't want to eat. I want to bury my dad. He's one of the people you're talking about.

[last lines, alternate ending] Hannah: [Selena hangs over Jim's dead body, unable to revive him in the hospital] What are we gonna do now? Selena? What are we gonna do now? Selena: We move. [as the two girls in red dresses walk down the hospital hallway to leave]

[Jim asks Selena how she knew Mark had become infected] Jim: How did you know? I mean, how did you know he was infected? Selena: The blood. Jim: Yeah, but there was blood everywhere. It was on me. It was on you. Selena: I didn't know he was infected, okay? Only he knew. I could see it in his eyes.

[Jim wakes up Selena from a deep sleep] Jim: Hey, Selena! Selena: [Selena grabs her machete] What? What is it? Jim: How'd you get to sleep?

[Jim wakes up to the sound of Frank's car horn] Selena: [Jim holds his baseball bat] Come on, sleepyhead! Come on, Babe Ruth. Frank: Hurry up. Jim: [Jim gets in the car] Oh, no. Did I miss breakfast!

[Frank tells Hannah his last words before becoming infected] Frank: Hannah, I love you very much. Hannah: What? Frank: [Frank quietly warns Hannah] Keep away from me. Stay where you are. Hannah: Dad? Frank: [Frank begins shouting] Keep away from me! Hannah: Dad? Frank: [Frank dashes to Hannah and pushes her to the ground] Keep away from me! Keep away from me! Keep away! Keep away! Hannah: Dad!

[Jim repeatedly calls out in the deserted London streets] Jim: Hello?

[Major Henry West makes a joke about Sergeant Farrell after the Sergeant gives a speech on civilization] Major Henry West: Have you met our new age Sergeant? Major Henry West: [the other soldiers laugh] Tell me, Farrell, why exactly did you join the army?

[Jim falls in the woods as Corporal Mitchell holds his loaded gun on him] Jim: Please... Corporal Mitchell: Believe me, I'm not interested.

[first lines] Activist: [the three animal activists arrive to the laboratory] Bingo. Activist: [when seeing all of the caged apes] Fucking hell.

[Selena tells Jim her first impression of Frank and Hannah] Selena: They probably need us more than we need them.

[the female activist is bit by the infected ape] Activist: [as she screams] I'm burning! Activist: What the fuck is a matter with her? Scientist: We have to kill her!

[Jim asks Mark about his family] Jim: Where's your family? Mark: They're dead, like Selena's. Selena: Yours will be dead, too.

[Mark tells Jim the two lessons to survive] Mark: So, lesson one - You never go anywhere alone, unless you've got no choice. And lesson two - Only travel during daylight, unless you've got no choice. We'll take you tomorrow. We'll all go and find your dead parents together, okay?

[Selena tells Jim the infected will be coming] Selena: More infected will be coming. They always do.

[Selena and Jim make their way up the stairs of the tower block] Selena: Do you need a break? Jim: You? Selena: No. Jim: [Jim takes one step] Now, I do need a break, by the way.

[Selena comments on Jim's face after he shaves] Selena: Very spruce. Jim: Very shredded.

[Selena tells Jim he needs to start thinking about himself] Jim: [about Frank and Hannah] I think they're good people. Selena: Good people? Jim: Yeah. Selena: Well, that's nice, but you should be more concerned about whether they're gonna slow you down. Jim: Right, because if they slowed you down... Selena: I'd leave them behind. Jim: In a heartbeat. Selena: Yeah. Jim: I wouldn't. Selena: Then you're gonna wind up getting yourself killed.

[Selena and Hannah shop in the candy section of the supermarket] Selena: If I never see another chocolate bar again, it will be too soon. Selena: [as Selena grabs her favorite candy bars] 'Terry's Chocolate Orange', of course!

[Major Henry West introduces Jim to the infected Mailer] Major Henry West: And lastly, meet Mailer. Major Henry West: [Mailer dashes at Jim from behind the hanging sheets] Mailer, Jim. Jim, Mailer. Got infected two days ago. Mitchell managed to knock him out cold, and we got a chain around his neck. Jim: You're keeping him alive? Major Henry West: The idea was to learn something about infection. Have him teach me. Jim: And is he? Major Henry West: In a way. He's telling me he'll never bake bread, farm crops, raise livestock. He's telling me he's futureless. And eventually he'll tell me how long the infected take to starve to death.

[Major Henry West asks Jim who has he killed] Major Henry West: Since it began, who have you killed? You wouldn't be alive now, if you hadn't killed somebody.

[Sergeant Farrell talks crazy sounding to Jim while tied to the radiator] Sergeant Farrell: Smithers says, 'Women and semen don't mix.' And Mr. Burns says, 'We all know what you think, Smithers.' And that was my favorite joke in 'The Simpsons.' See, that's what they're doing a few hundred miles away, across the channel, across the Atlantic. They're eating dinner, and they're watching 'The fuckin' Simpsons'. They're sleeping in their beds, next to their wives. But we are here, chained to a fuckin' radiator, because the O.C. has gone insane!

[Private Jones and Corporal Mitchell notice that Jim escapes over their perimeter wall] Private Jones: Oh, no. We're fucked. We're fucked. Corporal Mitchell: Relax. He's over the wall. He's got no vehicle, no shooter. He's dead.

[Jim finds Private Bell hiding under a kids' bed] Private Bell: I haven't got any bullets. I haven't got any fuckin' bullets! Private Bell: [as the infected bang on the bedroom door, Jim leaves through the window] Don't fuckin' leave me!

[Corporal Mitchell holds his arm around Selena's neck] Corporal Mitchell: It's just you and me now, darlin', but don't worry. I'm gonna get you out of here. Then, we're gonna find a nice little fuckin' place somewhere. Just you and me, and we'll live happily ever after, eh?

[Hannah drives the car away from the mansion as she sees the gates locked] Hannah: They're locked. The gates are locked! Jim: Just fuckin' do it! [Hannah puts her seat belt on and presses on the gas of the car]

[Selena sews the last of the curtains and red dresses together for their 'Hello' sign] Jim: [Jim sees the red dress] You looked all right in this, you know?

[Jim opens the car door and sees Major Henry West holding his pistol on him] Major Henry West: You killed all my boys. Jim: Wait. [as Major West pulls the trigger]

[Frank asks for Selena and Jim's opinion before entering the underground tunnel] Frank: What do you think? Selena: It's the most direct route to the other side of the river. Jim: No - No - No, then we should take the most indirect route. The one that's in broad daylight and that's not underground. Frank: [Frank presses on the gas of the car] Let's just get it done.

[Corporal Mitchell sees an infected step on a land mine, bouncing onto another land mine] Corporal Mitchell: Fucking hell! He bounced! Sergeant Farrell: Cease fire! Corporal Mitchell: I ain't never seen anything like that in my fuckin' life!

[Corporal Mitchell teases Selena after taking her machete from her] Corporal Mitchell: [Mitchell holds the machete out from his front crotch] You wanna get your hands on a really big chopper, you just come and see me. Selena: Fuck you! Corporal Mitchell: How about right now?

[Major Henry West offers Jim a chance to join him and the soldiers] Major Henry West: I want to give you a chance. You could be with us, but I can't let them go. Major Henry West: [Major West looks in Jim's eyes] Okay, Jim. Okay. Major Henry West: [Major West then looks to the soldiers] Him, too.

[Sergeant Farrell warns Corporal Mitchell what's coming] Sergeant Farrell: Mitchell! I swear to God, it's gonna end badly for you!

[Corporal Mitchell and Private Jones prepare to kill Jim and Sergeant Farrell] Sergeant Farrell: Come on then, you fuckin' pansies! Do me, first. Private Jones: [Mitchell starts to put the bayonet on his rifle] No, Mitch. Mitch, just use the gat. Sergeant Farrell: So, you're gonna stick me, Mitchell? Is that it? Private Jones: Mitch, just shoot him! Corporal Mitchell: Why? Private Jones: Because it's fuckin' quicker! Sergeant Farrell: Is that how you're gonna let your Sergeant go out, Jones? Private Jones: I'll fuckin' shoot 'em, then! Corporal Mitchell: No you won't! Sergeant Farrell: You're gonna stick me, like a fuckin' dog? Corporal Mitchell: [Sergeant Farrell spits in Mitchell's face] I'm gonna enjoy this! [as Jones shoots Sergeant Farrell dead]

[Corporal Jones hears something outside through the heavy pouring rain] Private Jones: What was that? Corporal Mitchell: Lightning. Private Jones: I heard something. It sounded like a claymore to me. Corporal Mitchell: All right. I'll hit the floods. Take a butcher's. Corporal Mitchell: [Corporal Mitchell looks to Selena and Hannah] Girls, keep an eye on him, will ya?

[Hannah talks to the scared Private Jones as he waits for his fellow soldiers to return] Hannah: They've been a long time. What are you gonna do, if they don't come back? Will you be the officer if Henry is dead? Is that the way it works? Private Jones: Shut up. Hannah: [the lightning flashes] I don't think they are coming back. I think they've been killed. Private Jones: I said shut up! Selena: [Selena tries to quiet Hannah] Hannah. Hannah: They're dead... and you're gonna be next.

[Selena and Hannah run away from the infected Mailer in the mansion] Selena: We're gonna get out of here. Stay with it. Stay with me. Hannah: [as Hannah is still on Valium] Don't worry. I feel fine, really.

[Corporal Mitchell stops the two girls at the front mansion door] Corporal Mitchell: Hey! Where the fuck are you going, eh? What's all the fuckin' shouting about? Corporal Mitchell: [as Corporal Mitchell and Private Bedford see an infected chase after Private Jones] Well, don't just stand there, you sloppy cunt! Get after 'em!

[Selena repeatedly kisses Jim who's covered in blood] Jim: [standing over Corporal Mitchell's dead body] Listen. Listen to me. He's still all fucked. We're gonna be okay. He's still all fucked. We're gonna be okay. I've got to explain something. Selena: Shut up! Jim: I've seen something. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.

[Selena tries to save Jim's life in the hospital] Selena: Come on, Jim. Breathe! Fuckin' breathe! [as Jim wakes up in the country]

[last lines] Fighter Pilot: [speaking on the radio in Finnish] Will you send a helicopter? Selena: [standing with Jim and Hannah next to their 'Hello' sign] Do you think he saw us this time?

[Corporal Mitchell makes fun of Private Bell's dinner comment] Private Bell: We'll have eggs again, once everything's back to normal. Corporal Mitchell: Ah, you moppet! I mean, look at him, eh? Look - He's still waiting for Marks and Spencer's to re-open.